Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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