it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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