I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
