apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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