ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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