I wanna bring you to show and tell
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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