she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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