Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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