remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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