Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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