just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
