My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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