How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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