when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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