There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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