Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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