Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
