she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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