is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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