You work out of a Hotel?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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