we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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