You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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