This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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