I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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