What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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