Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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