My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
