so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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