I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You're breaking my sexual little heart
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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