what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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