Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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