A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Randomize
