im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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