Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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