so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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