Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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