Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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