I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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