I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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