Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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