Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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