So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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