I want to stick my p in your. b.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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