She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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