carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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