all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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