Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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