i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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