Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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