he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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